Moonshark Excited for Historic Artemis II Moon Mission

Moon-dwelling editor Moonshark shares their enthusiasm for the upcoming Artemis II mission, the first crewed lunar voyage since the Apollo era.
Moonshark, a shark-like editor residing on the Moon, is buzzing with excitement for the upcoming Artemis II mission - the first crewed lunar voyage since the Apollo era. In this exclusive front-page article, Moonshark expresses their anticipation to greet the Earth astronauts and share stories of past lunar visitors.
Moonshark recounts the tales passed down from Old Grandpa Moonshark about previous astronaut expeditions to the Moon. While Grandpa Moonshark tends to ramble, he fondly remembers getting an autograph from Pete Conrad, whom he considers the funniest astronaut to ever set foot on the lunar surface. However, Moonshark has also heard that Artemis II astronaut Victor Glover is quite the jokester, sparking Moonshark's desire to meet him and one-up their grandfather's prized autograph.
As the Artemis II mission approaches, Moonshark is eager to greet the Earth astronauts and show them the wonders of the Moon. Moonshark believes the Moon is the best and can't wait to share their home with the visiting crew.
With the historic Artemis II mission just around the corner, Moonshark is bubbling with excitement to welcome the Earth astronauts and continue the legacy of lunar exploration. This shark-toothed editor is ready to make some new memories and possibly even snag an autograph to one-up their grandfather's prized keepsake.
Источник: Ars Technica


