Nigel Farage's Impossible Quest: Distancing Himself from Donald Trump
The Reform UK leader tries to distance himself from his decade-long alliance with the controversial former US president, but can he convincingly pull off this
At last, the culture has thrown up a split more nauseatingly up itself than Gwyneth Paltrow's from Chris Martin. It is Nigel Farage's attempt to consciously uncouple from Donald Trump, a man up whose backside he's spent the past decade most firmly lodged. Nigel's made such a massive, self-satisfied show of his real estate in the presidential large intestine for 10 years now that I actually don't think non-surgical extraction is possible at this stage. He doesn't just get to walk away whistling. The only way out is a full Faragectomy. I'll give the president a piece of drone fuselage to bite down on.
Anyway: conscious uncoupling. Back in the day, you'll remember, Gwyneth and the Coldplay singer deployed this particular phrase when announcing their marital split. Did the public love it? They did not. The general vibe – as with so much of Her Vajesty's output – was that she would do even marriage failure more smugly and unachievably than mere plebs could ever. The pivot from gushing about her perfect mar...
Source: The Guardian
